Meme of guilt

[dilickjm]

Should have had this on other meme, but, oh well.

Culinary Guilt: IHOP, Beef & Cheddar.
Explain yourself: Roast Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Sourdough Bread, Parmesan Butter. Sinful. Also, it's been off the menu for over 5 years, but they'll still make it for me. (Aside: Seriously, I have no name there. I'm just "Beef & Cheddar Guy". I get my food FAST though, since they start making it when I walk in!)

Literary Guilt: I'll avoid the obvious Robert Jordan answer, and go with L.E. Modesitt, Jr.
Explain yourself: He's a hack, yet I really enjoy reading his stuff when the mood strikes me. The onomatopoeia will never stop being jarring, though.

TV/Movie Guilt: The Fifth Element
Explain yourself: Never has a movie so bad been so good. Colorful, expansive, scene-chewing goodness.

Musical Guilt: Linkin Park
Explain yourself: God, they suck. So why can't I stop singing/humming/tapping along with their stuff?

Celebrity Guilt: Jessica Alba
Explain yourself: As a practicing heterosexual male, I feel no need to defend my stance here.

Comments

[montoya.livejournal.com]

You should feel guilty about Modesitt, The Fifth Element, and Linkin Park. I can't speak to the B&C, and Jessica Alba is not un-hot.

[dilickjm.livejournal.com]

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

If they were toally cool choices, they wouldn't BE guilty pleasures.

(Ms. Alba is only in there with guilt due to my marital status.)