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Sep. 30th, 2005 04:05 pmIn a rare moment of synchronicity, I started my last entry with a mental monologue:
What a rotten day at work. I wonder what's for dinner tonight? I'll swing by the store and grab some steaks, that sounds good.
After I took a Vicodin and napped while the swimmy head and aching ankle sorted themselves out, my dog went utterly ballistic and would not shut up, forcing me to go see what had her so bothered.
It was the Roving Steak Man (TM). Who sold me a veritable shitload of steak. Cheap.
In that spirit, I'd like to present THIS monologue:
"Great, now I have to drive to Home Depot to buy some snow shovels to remove the GREAT HEAPING PILES OF MONEY THAT ARE CLUTTERING MY LAWN."
That is all.
What a rotten day at work. I wonder what's for dinner tonight? I'll swing by the store and grab some steaks, that sounds good.
After I took a Vicodin and napped while the swimmy head and aching ankle sorted themselves out, my dog went utterly ballistic and would not shut up, forcing me to go see what had her so bothered.
It was the Roving Steak Man (TM). Who sold me a veritable shitload of steak. Cheap.
In that spirit, I'd like to present THIS monologue:
"Great, now I have to drive to Home Depot to buy some snow shovels to remove the GREAT HEAPING PILES OF MONEY THAT ARE CLUTTERING MY LAWN."
That is all.