Meme O'da'day

Name a CD you own that you think no one else on your friends list does:
Well, none. hennyanya is on my friends list, and I live in a joint property state. This answer applies to all the questions, so I'll have to ignore her or this will be really, really boring.

Wolfsheim, Spectators - German New Wave Synth Pop, but good nonetheless.

Name a book you own that you think no one else on your friends list does:
Hmm. I'm either going to have to go really technical or whip out one of the books that are given to me be well meaning but intensely religious relatives.

Donald Knuth, Seminumerical Algorithms: The Art of Computer Programming, V. 1-3

Name a Movie/DVD/VHS that you own that you think no one else on your friends list has:

Tiny Planets - Bing & Bong

(And if you have little kids, Bing & Bong stuff is waaaaaaaaaaaay cute. Honest.)

Name a place that you have visited that you think no one else on your friends list has:
Oooh, one I can answer even with hennyanya included.

Vanuatu.

Name a tool/piece of technology you own that you think no one else on your friends list owns:

Tons, if you include all of the medical equipment I at least partially own (like CT scanners, MRIs, PET scanners, ultrasounds and the like), but as far as personal stuff goes, Amiga 4000.

Meme of guilt

Should have had this on other meme, but, oh well.

Culinary Guilt: IHOP, Beef & Cheddar.
Explain yourself: Roast Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Sourdough Bread, Parmesan Butter. Sinful. Also, it's been off the menu for over 5 years, but they'll still make it for me. (Aside: Seriously, I have no name there. I'm just "Beef & Cheddar Guy". I get my food FAST though, since they start making it when I walk in!)

Literary Guilt: I'll avoid the obvious Robert Jordan answer, and go with L.E. Modesitt, Jr.
Explain yourself: He's a hack, yet I really enjoy reading his stuff when the mood strikes me. The onomatopoeia will never stop being jarring, though.

TV/Movie Guilt: The Fifth Element
Explain yourself: Never has a movie so bad been so good. Colorful, expansive, scene-chewing goodness.

Musical Guilt: Linkin Park
Explain yourself: God, they suck. So why can't I stop singing/humming/tapping along with their stuff?

Celebrity Guilt: Jessica Alba
Explain yourself: As a practicing heterosexual male, I feel no need to defend my stance here.